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Hello all!

I am the other new mod that Kat mentioned in her intro post. When I’m not answering questions here, I run a Tolkien and cat blog, and I am a HUGE fan of Tolkien and his stories. I can speak English extremely well, and I’m working on learning Elvish! Currently, I’m in college so life is super hectic but I love it! I’m studying to work in search and rescue, so that means I love the outdoors, hiking, camping, and all that. Anyway, me and Kat will be working to get this blog back up and running again so thanks for sticking around! Around here, you can call me Satozai, as my real name will remain confidential for obvious reasons. So enjoy your time here and have a fabulous day and week!

-Satozai

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Anonymous asked: Thrandy how did you become so fabulous!

Thranduil: I did not become fabulous, I am the pure epitome of fabulous!

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Anonymous asked: Legolas, do you have any siblings?

Legolas: I pride myself on being an only child. There can only be so much fabulous in one family.

Thranduil: *beams* I have raised you well.

-E

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Anonymous asked: Thranduil: Your sword is amazing. And out of curiosity, how did you get that scar?

Thranduil: Why yes, my sword is quite amazing. I would expect no less for one as fabulous as myself. 

Legolas: But Ada, how did you get that scar?

Thranduil:…..

Tauriel: We don’t talk about it.

Thranduil: *sigh* As I’ve told you before, I was fighting the Serpents of the North. *walks out of room*

-E

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Anonymous asked: *steals bow from Legolas* You know what you have to do to get it back

Legolas: My apologies, but I am unaware of what I need to do to get my bow back.

Tauriel: I am very interested in knowing how your bow got stolen in the first place.

Legolas:…..

-E

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Anonymous asked: Legolas. How often were you able to wash yourselves when you were in the fellowship?

Legolas; what? I am an Elf, we naturally repel dirty things like dirt, orcs, and low quality goods

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Anonymous asked: If you belonged to any alternative subculture, which would it be and why?

Thranduil; Hippie Movement, they party HARD. 

Tauriel; Feminist movement, because feminism is important in today’s society. Obviously, as a woman warrior, I believe women are completely equal to men so they should have equal rights.

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Anonymous asked: The party don't start till I walk in

Thranduil; first of all: HOW DARE YOU.

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YOU CAN NOT EVEN COMPETE WITH THIS LEVEL OF SWAG.

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Anonymous asked: Do the non royal elves ever sing Royals together? Is Tauriel the lead vocal?

Legolas; what are you talking about? everyone sings royals, we can even hear Sauron singing it from his giant eye-ball tower thingy. 

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Anonymous asked: Thranduil, your robes are magnificent. Have you ever tripped over them?

Thranduil; OF COURSE NOT, NOT A MAJESTIC KING LIKE M—-

Legolas; on multiple occasions, yes. You know he sat on his crown once too?